Do not share things like towels, fetish gear, sex toys, beer, raccoon hats, and toothbrushes. Avoid touching before, during, and after sex. Use disposable utensils always. Always wash your monkey before using it. Name your monkey "Billy."
Condoms (latex or polyurethane) may protect your anus (butthole) (Yes, this is right from the CDC website!)
Have virtual sex with no in-person contact. Use the Monkey-Phone.
Your contribution will enable us to support our Monkey-Pox Farm. We are very grateful for your generosity.
Wear a well-fitting mask and cover rash and open weeping sores while around others. Always stay full clothed, and spray area with disinfectant. Don't eat cookies!